TARZAN & JANE
When Jane initially met Tarzan in
the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his
life, she asked him how he had sex?
'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said 'Oh, ..... Tarzan use
knot hole in trunk of tree.'
Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it
all wrong, but I will show You how to do it properly.'
She took off
her clothing and laid down on the ground. 'Here' she said, pointing to
her private area, 'you must put it in here.'
Tarzan removed his loin
cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and
kicked her in the crotch !!!!!
Jane rolled around in agony for what
seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to grasp for air and
screamed, ' What did you do that for?'
Tarzan replied,
'Checking for squirrel's '!!!!!
