Mick met Paddy in the street and said, 'Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?'
'Why?' Paddy asked.
'Because,' said Mick, 'all the street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday.'
Paddy said, 'Silly buggers, the laugh's on them".
"I wasn't home yesterday". !!!!!
