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only1herbie December 15th, 2009 11:53
Is no sport safe?
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/8413252.stm

Pkrplaya December 15th, 2009 12:11
hahaha
 
Sport? o:D

Tony Callaghan, owner of Harry's Bar, said random drugs tests would be put into action to make sure none of the competitors were "unfairly lubricated".

"Gravy has traditionally been the performance-enhancing drug of choice amongst pie eaters at this level, but we banned it after a series of questionable concoctions were created by contenders," he said.

"We're hearing rumours that cough mixture is the new Bisto.

"Specifically we're told that dry tickly cough linctus works particularly well in lubricating the throat and causing a mild anaesthetic effect which enables faster swallowing."
:eek!:

I thought they meant marijuana munchies. lol

Tony2005 December 15th, 2009 12:12
Funny you bring this up Herbie.....:h?:


I have entered plenty of these and in fact was thinking of turning up for this before taking part in the world championships.


I was hoping to win that before going on to be named...


THE BBC SPORTS PERSONALITY 2010.....:eek!:


Heres my "Walk on" music for you all to enjoy.....:loveme:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIttoqyZNI



May i also add i never use any performance enhancing drugs....


but do take advantage of the ruling alowing the use of HP Brown sauce....8-P

only1herbie December 15th, 2009 12:44
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pkrplaya (Post 33953)
Sport? o:D

Tony Callaghan, owner of Harry's Bar, said random drugs tests would be put into action to make sure none of the competitors were "unfairly lubricated".

"Gravy has traditionally been the performance-enhancing drug of choice amongst pie eaters at this level, but we banned it after a series of questionable concoctions were created by contenders," he said.

"We're hearing rumours that cough mixture is the new Bisto.

"Specifically we're told that dry tickly cough linctus works particularly well in lubricating the throat and causing a mild anaesthetic effect which enables faster swallowing."
:eek!:

I thought they meant marijuana munchies. lol
These comments also made me laugh :clap::clap:

only1herbie December 15th, 2009 12:46
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony2005 (Post 33954)
Funny you bring this up Herbie.....:h?:


I have entered plenty of these and in fact was thinking of turning up for this before taking part in the world championships.


I was hoping to win that before going on to be named...


THE BBC SPORTS PERSONALITY 2010.....:eek!:


Heres my "Walk on" music for you all to enjoy.....:loveme:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJIttoqyZNI



May i also add i never use any performance enhancing drugs....


but do take advantage of the ruling alowing the use of HP Brown sauce....8-P
I am pretty sure I could polish off a pie in under 20 seconds!

Part-Timer December 15th, 2009 12:50
Quote:
Originally Posted by only1herbie (Post 33957)
I am pretty sure I could polish off a pie in under 20 seconds!
I thought they must be red hot for them to take that long. After 8 pints I could eat 2 pies and drink a pint in less time then the winner took last year B (:B (:

Tony2005 December 15th, 2009 12:58
Quote:
Originally Posted by only1herbie (Post 33957)
I am pretty sure I could polish off a pie in under 20 seconds!

Well its not too far from you Herbie ...so get yourself down there..get the drugs test and who knows Talksportsforums could soon have their own "World champ".....o:D

Tony2005 December 15th, 2009 12:59
Quote:
Originally Posted by Part-Timer (Post 33958)
I thought they must be red hot for them to take that long. After 8 pints I could eat 2 pies and drink a pint in less time then the winner took last year B (:B (:

o:Do:Do:D


And all without the aid of banned substances...B (:

Pkrplaya December 15th, 2009 13:06
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony2005 (Post 33960)
o:Do:Do:D


And all without the aid of banned substances...B (:
That counts me out then o:D

I'll try some cough mixture on my next roast chicken if its the new Bisto.o:D

Tony2005 December 15th, 2009 13:45
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Originally Posted by Pkrplaya (Post 33962)
That counts me out then o:D

I'll try some cough mixture on my next roast chicken if its the new Bisto.o:D

It will probably taste crap but at least you will eat it within 40 seconds....o:D


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