A geordie lass,a girl from sunderland and a west indian lady all give birth to baby boys at the same time in the same hospital.However the nurses get the babies mixed up.To sort it out they asks the dads to pick their own child.They ask the Geordie first but he picks the black baby.The nurses argue with him that the baby cant possibly be his,but he replies "I know that ! One of the other two is a mackem and its just not worth the risk.
How many mackems does it take to change a light bulb ?
None-they are quite happy living in the shadows
Why do NASA send their astronauts to the stadium if shyte ?
Its the only place in the world with no atmosphere.
Steve Bruce has just anounced he will be signing Lester Piggott,he was asked at the press conference what could Lester bring to his squad,he said hopefully an outside chance to win the derby.
How do you get a mackem familly into a post box ?
You tell them its a council house.
How do you get them out again ?
Tell them the rent is due.
All I have to say is FATHSTA, goodluck Tired
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