Chelsea's football pitch, Is this the new panacea?

[Part-Timer]

After watching the first 30 minutes of the game I must have witnessed at least 6 miracles. I've seen a minimum of 6 Chelsea players fall over with broken legs or ankles and after 15-30 seconds of rolling around on the pitch get up and continue to run around with no ailments whatsoever.

I think the WHO should immediately quarantine the pitch and do some tests to see what other serious ailments can be cured by rolling around on it for a few minutes. It might be the panacea that scientists have been looking for for centuries.

[bennythedip2]

... .hahaha .. :d