Tuesdays News and 'Jib Jab'

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OK , So It's Wednesday, I know I know ..
Latest Paper 'Gossip' . (Wednesday March 20)


THE SUN
•Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke is ready to force a move to Liverpool.
•David Moyes is the man Sunderland want to lead the club's revival.
•West Ham want Marseille's Ghana international Andre Ayew and have opened talks to land him as their first signing for next season.
•Manchester United chiefs are willing to offer David de Gea a new bumper contract to keep him in England.
•Petr Cech is definitely leaving Chelsea this summer and believes he has been cleared to sign for a Premier League rival.
•Chelsea have been warned they will have to cough up more than £36million to land Lyon star Alexandre Lacazette.
•England boss Roy Hodgson has suffered a blow, with Michael Carrick ruling himself out of this summer's internationals.

DAILY MIRROR
•Manchester City will make a £40million bid for Liverpool contract rebel Raheem Sterling.
•Arsenal have opened talks with Chelsea about signing Petr Cech this summer.
•Manchester United have lined up a £25million bid for Ajax and Holland goalkeeper Jasper Cillessen - if they fail to prevent David de Gea joining Real Madrid.
•Chelsea are set to press ahead with a move for Atletico Madrid forward Antoine Griezmann.
•Sam Allardyce has been contacting utility companies giving final meter readings for his London flat as he prepares to leave West Ham.
(Benny thinks the meter reading's were all .. 5 - 4 - 1 )
•Stoke's Asmir Begovic admits he could be jumping aboard the "goalkeeper carousel" this summer.
•Esteban Cambiasso has left the door open to extending his stay at Leicester after admitting English football is "even better than I thought".
•Dick Advocaat has passed a damning verdict on relegation-haunted Sunderland and hinted he might quit "on a high" if they get safe.
•Saido Berahino is set to be offered a new deal by West Brom.
•Louis van Gaal has warned some of his Manchester United players they face a "rough summer" to make way for new arrivals.
•Eddie Howe wants to make Burnley right-back Kieran Trippier his first signing as a Premier League manager.
•Jonny Evans could leave Manchester United for Everton this summer in a deal worth up to £10million.

DAILY STAR
•Aston Villa are lining up a £15million swoop to land QPR striker Charlie Austin.
•Chelsea are ready to offload Oscar and Juan Cuadrado to finance a bid for Raheem Sterling.
•Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea is willing to give up £12million in order to secure his dream move to Real Madrid.

THE EXPRESS
•Man City are to offer Raheem Sterling £200,000-a-week to leave Liverpool.
•Louis van Gaal warns of a rough summer for his Man United stars with planned shake up.

DAILY MAIL
•Radamel Falcao has been offered to Barclays Premier League champions Chelsea as Monaco prepare to send the forward out on loan again next season.
•Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal stole the show at the club's end of season awards ceremony with a rousing, rambling review of the season. The Dutchman also clipped Ryan Giggs around the ear for attempting to outbid him in an auction for a round of golf with ex-Reds star Dwight Yorke.
•Liverpool forward Raheem Sterling was booed and jeered by supporters at the club's annual awards after bagging the player of the year gong.
•Inter Milan are hoping to close a deal for Manchester City midfielder Yaya Toure at around £15million.
•Arsenal have opened talks with Chelsea regarding a proposed £10million swoop for Petr Cech. Paris Saint-Germain have also made contact over a summer move for the goalkeeper.

THE GUARDIAN
•Liverpool's owner, Fenway Sports Group, wants an end-of-season review with Brendan Rodgers over the club's failure to qualify for the Champions League and is prepared to hold Raheem Sterling to his current contract despite the player's desire to leave Anfield.
•Louis van Gaal gave a charismatic speech at Manchester United's annual awards evening in which the manager acknowledged the fans for their support, roared, "We are very close" to closing the gap on Chelsea.
•Uwe Rosler is a leading contender to be appointed Leeds United's head coach, despite Neil Redfearn not yet having left the club.
•Man City are willing to offer James Milner an incredible £165,000-a-week contract in order to keep him at the club, but the England midfielder will still reject it in order to leave in the summer.