Benny the Dip is Unwell !!

Tony2005 · #91 March 31st, 2009, 16:48

Benny has asked me to post this video......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GErpOl3KG_w

bennythedip2 · #92 April 6th, 2009, 16:10

Modern prayer for the British

GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY..

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,

I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSETH ME.

BROWN HATH ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUN OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE

DAYS OF HIS TERM.

FROM HENCEFORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS

OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,

I AM GLAD I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG

AND BROWN WERE A TREE.

Part-Timer · #93 April 6th, 2009, 16:13

Must have been a nice weekend

bennythedip2 · #94 April 6th, 2009, 16:20

It was great down by the beach along to the "Lord Nelson"

with the dog..and i come back to find you've won the Champion Tipster

well done mate

Refreshed now to play on my new site Gala Poker, oh i'll still play Sky !!
So it's back to the drawing board and off we go again

bennythedip2 · #95 April 8th, 2009, 17:43

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke
hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."

He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick
pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing
on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

lol

Pkrplaya · #96 April 9th, 2009, 14:37

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imc9aWir_Us

bennythedip2 · #97 April 9th, 2009, 15:15

Luved it !!

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bennythedip2 · #98 April 16th, 2009, 19:56

Arazan (Antepost) 2000 Guineas 2009- A.Post 12/1
Rainbow View (Antepost) 1000 Guineas 2009-A.Post 6/4
+ e/w double

bennythedip2 · #99 April 18th, 2009, 17:33

As we men age and retire, it seems that more and more doctors and other medical personnel are young attractive women.

Recently, my family doctor referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why, and she said,

"Because I'm trying to examine you......"

bennythedip2 · #**100** April 21st, 2009, 15:23

Oh before you read this, my application is already in the post for the next attempt..

Strangest lawsuit ever?
Tue Apr 21 01:28PM

I see a lot of strange news stories in this job and this one, which was featured recently in a German newspaper, is up there with the strangest.

A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.

It gets weirder.

Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.

The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.

Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."

After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.

Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.

Yes and so would I

benny