Benny the Dip is Unwell !!

[Pkrplaya]

Nice one benny.

[Part-Timer]

Indian Chief "Two Eagles," was asked by a white government official, "You
have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his
technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's
done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied. "When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes,
no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water, women did all the
work, medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all
night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. "Only white man dumb enough to
think he can improve system like that."

[bennythedip2]

Yes PT, if only hahaa .. nice one

[bennythedip2]

Back in the late 90's I went to see a show 'Jeffery Bernard Is Unwell' in the West End London..
(Now you see where I got the idea for this thread)....... anyways the star of the show at that time was Peter O'Toole and to this day it is the funniest show i have seen ..
Hopefully this 'clip' will show what i mean ...
Also the 'next' part of the video shows Peter O'Toole in interview in America first part is around 8 mins ,the interview is around 16 mins...

enjoy > www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=77138945088

[Part-Timer]

This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office in West Vancouver after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.


Dear Lions Bay School ,


God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears.

She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed that I could now tell her to **** off.

Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.

God bless you all.

Sincerely,


Edna

[bennythedip2]

nice one PT

[bennythedip2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUemBoHH4uk

[bennythedip2]

Guy finishes work, gets home and sits down and says to his wife,
"get me a beer before it starts" !! So she gets it and he drinks it, he then says,
"get me another before it starts"!! So again she gets another. He drinks that then says,
"quick get me another before it starts" !! The wife then says,
"listen here you fat lazy 'bassa' don't just come in here, sit down and start barking your fcking orders" !!

So the husband says,

"Fck me it's started"!!

[bennythedip2]

I know before you take this test what you favourite all time film is !!

This mathematics test can predict your all-time most-watched film.



It's easy and really works:




Pick a number from 1 - 9.


Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply that by 3.

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Add those two digits together.

Use that number to find your all time favorite movie in the list below.

Your number is:






1. Gone With the Wind.

2. Aliens.

3. Dances with Wolves.

4. Star Wars.

5. Forrest Gump.

6. Saving Private Ryan.

7. Jaws.

8. Doctor Zhivago.

9. The Joy of An*l Sex with Male Goats & Leather Clad Gay Boys.

10. Mary Poppins.

[Pkrplaya]

lol