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March 31st, 2009, 16:48
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Now this is superb......
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.. The July Festival Tipster Starts Thursday... .. 
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#92
April 6th, 2009, 16:10
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Feel good Britain !!
Modern prayer for the British
GORDON BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK. HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES. HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.. HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT. YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE, I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSETH ME. BROWN HATH ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES, MY EXPENSES RUN OVER MY INCOME, SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM. FROM HENCEFORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD. I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH, I AM GLAD I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WERE A DOG AND BROWN WERE A TREE. 
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#93
April 6th, 2009, 16:13
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Must have been a nice weekend
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#94
April 6th, 2009, 16:20
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lol yes PT
It was great down by the beach along to the "Lord Nelson"
 with the dog..and i come back to find you've won the Champion Tipster well done mate Refreshed now to play on my new site Gala Poker, oh i'll still play Sky !! So it's back to the drawing board and off we go again 
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#95
April 8th, 2009, 17:43
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Here's a couple for ya !
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke
hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a sh!t." I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?  I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" lol 
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#96
April 9th, 2009, 14:37
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Heres an old one for you benny
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I think I got the message across
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#97
April 9th, 2009, 15:15
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ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa
Luved it !!
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#98
April 16th, 2009, 19:56
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Guineas ant-post double
Arazan (Antepost) 2000 Guineas 2009- A.Post 12/1
Rainbow View (Antepost) 1000 Guineas 2009-A.Post 6/4 + e/w double 
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#99
April 18th, 2009, 17:33
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Whats wrong with that ?
As we men age and retire, it seems that more and more doctors and other medical personnel are young attractive women.
Recently, my family doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy. She told me that I must stop masturbating. I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you......"
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#100
April 21st, 2009, 15:23
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In the News Today
Oh before you read this, my application is already in the post for the next attempt..
Strangest lawsuit ever? Tue Apr 21 01:28PM I see a lot of strange news stories in this job and this one, which was featured recently in a German newspaper, is up there with the strangest. A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife. It gets weirder. Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they began to seek out other possible options. The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute. Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute. When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money." After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him. Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest. Yes and so would I benny
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