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One for Part Timer..........
![]() I came home from the pub really drunk last night. As I staggered into the living room and sat down on the sofa, my wife looked at me and said, "Can't you just go out and have a couple of drinks?" "Of course I can," I replied, standing back up. "Just let me get my coat." ![]()
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card,and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." ![]() The teacher, shocked ![]() "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Larry’s whore." ... ![]()
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One time I got sick and landed in the hospital.
There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "and how are we doing this morning?" Or.... 'are we ready for a bath?' Or... "are we hungry?" I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand. Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, 'My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today' ? ![]() At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!" ![]() The nurse fainted... ... And I just smiled! ![]() DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE... you'll lose every time! ![]()
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