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March 15th, 2016, 12:43
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Public Notice
Public Notice
 Why not join for free and become a member see what the other members get up to in the Horse racing tipsters section  See what your missing in the racing section  This one from our ol mate Danny ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n1REHIMqzc .. 
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#502
March 19th, 2016, 11:02
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#504
March 30th, 2016, 20:41
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Have you heard about the bloke who sued British Airways for losing his luggage
He lost his case 
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#505
April 1st, 2016, 15:37
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Two sisters go on holiday to the Caribbean they meet this Jamaican tour guide who shows then round the Island and they both fancy him so decide to share him. They spend two weeks taking turns to make love and party. Then at the end of their holiday and about to leave he drives them to the airport. On the way the sisters ask him. " We've had a lovely holiday and time with you and we don't even know your name. "My name is Snow." he said,! The girls start laughing. " What's so funny, he asks." "When we get home our Friends will never believe we had ten inches of Snow in the Caribbean
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#506
April 2nd, 2016, 12:31
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Classic
Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up. Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.  To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business. 
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#507
April 20th, 2016, 22:49
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The Newfoundland Department of Employment, claimed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to Burin to investigate him.
GOVT AGENT: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Lamb's rumand a dozen Labatt Lite every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". GOVT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".  Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know"? .. 
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#508
April 29th, 2016, 14:00
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The New Small Car
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it, though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most male owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year. 
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May 10th, 2016, 13:13
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Men's Restroom Mural
Men's Restroom Mural-------- Read before looking at picture...
Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office space. They had a Recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC. The client allowed the women of this Company a free hand in all design aspects. The client was a company that was also Run by all women execs............. The result.........well.....We all know that Men never talk, never look at each other.... And never laugh much in the restroom.... The men's room is a serious and quiet place... But now...with the addition of one mural On the wall......lets just say the men's Restroom is a place of laughter and smile 
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