Taylormades money making mackem scheme

[bennythedip2]

West Ham are getting sucked in now, I can see this being a shit ending to the season for us as well .

10 Stoke City ..............24 6 12 6 24 29 30 -5
11 Sunderland .............24 7 8 9 27 31 29 -4
12 Fulham ...................24 7 7 10 36 41 28 -5
13 West Ham United .....24 7 6 11 27 36 27 -9
14 Norwich City ...........24 6 9 9 25 40 27 -15
15 Newcastle United .....24 6 6 12 30 42 24 -12
16 Southampton ...........24 5 8 11 31 42 23 -11
17 Reading ..................24 4 8 12 30 45 20 -15
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18 Wigan Athletic 24 5 5 14 27 45 20 -18
19 Aston Villa 24 4 8 12 20 46 20 -26
20 Queens Park Rangers 24 2 10 12 18 37 16 -19

[tiredeyes]

Originally Posted by taylormade

Im skint as somehow your shytey team, keep getting miraculous results against superior opposition [that means every team they play],its unbelievable when you way up match statistics etc, sunderland 2 shots on goal and 35% possession, opposition 25 shots on goal and 65% possession and somehow it ends up 0-0, sooner they relegated into non-league football the better,mackem fans can start to support a better team,maybe Darlington/hartlepool, your shyte and you know your shyte,

your 35% is over exagerated as your keeper takes 2 minutes to take a goal kick,

Possession doesn't mean shit, they can pass, pass, pass all they want in their own half, which is what they did.
Shots on target is the big stat (2 v 8 - dunno where you get 25 from, I got mine from the BBC website) and yes, we were also shit with that stat versus Swansea, we played a containment game against Swansea at home, which of course is disappointing but I go back to my 1st and most important question.

How many points did you pick up against Swansea at home this season ??

[taylormade]

I suppose if you are happy and content watching your team defend at home and praying for a draw which you were lucky to get as swansea missed 2 sitters that says volumes for the mentality of your little club and why there is 10,000 empty seats at home games, You will always see newcastle trying to play a positive game,havent succeeded this year because of injuries and a few dodgey players, but we have never went out with mackem philosphy of trying to nullify opposition, you will always get goals in our games,partly because our defense is shyte,but mainly because we try to play a positive game, your team is negative and shyte to watch, In my opinion a 0-0 shytey home performance is worse than a 2-1 defeat at home to swansea, you managed to get a point which the team didnt deserve but thats the story of your season so far, outplayed in every game and quite happy to be that way, I think possession is quite important for most teams as you will struggle to play entertaining football or score without the ball, Maybe sunderland games should substitute the ball for a marble,that would make your games more interesting and enjoyable, I would rather play in the conference league than suffer your teams despicable performances,

[tiredeyes]

Originally Posted by taylormade

In my opinion a 0-0 shytey home performance is worse than a 2-1 defeat at home to swansea

That says everything anyone ever needs to know about geordies, thick as fuck, the lot of them.


* Just another little bit of info for you m8, we've actually won more games than you this season, so our lowly 40,000 crowd have managed ok it would seem.

[taylormade]

What it says about Geordies is we like to be entertained and gaining a shytey point at all costs is a mackem trait and we wouldnt stand for it, boring shyte football at stadium of light and nearly 40,000 attend says everything anyone ever needs to know about Mackems, clueless and miserable tarts.

I nearly forgot they hate children and its the RSPCA's worst area for mistreatmet of animals.

[tiredeyes]

Originally Posted by taylormade

What it says about Geordies is we like to be entertained and gaining a shytey point at all costs is a mackem trait and we wouldnt stand for it, boring shyte football at stadium of light and nearly 40,000 attend says everything anyone ever needs to know about Mackems, clueless and miserable tarts.

I nearly forgot they hate children and its the RSPCA's worst area for mistreatmet of animals.

The geordie wimmen should stay out of Sunderland then.

[taylormade]

Thinking my football bets are doomed, had newcastle @ 3/1 and reading @ 6/4,then for some inexplicable reason after reading how good southampton are according to fergie, made my double into a treble and wigan equalise in the 90th minute, surely sunderland have lost 11 games by now.

[taylormade]

when toon thump spurs on saturday and walcott scores a hatrick will tiredeyes become cryingeyes ?

[tiredeyes]

Originally Posted by taylormade

when toon thump spurs on saturday and walcott scores a hatrick will tiredeyes become cryingeyes ?

Now there's some odds, 8/1 the double with Laddies. I wonder what the odds are for Newcastle not to pick up any points for the rest of February ?






You know MON, we'll play 10-0-1 and pick up a boring 0-0, a point against Arsenal and you know what, I'd take it now !!

[taylormade]

got your numbers confused and mixed up again Tiredone,the formation is usually 1-4-6 and occasionally 2 from the defensive midfield positions push forward to the half way line when your goalie has a goal kick, I have found new confidence with our french imports that the toon will be advancing up thye league and by the 13th of April which is a significant date as you should know, the mackem panic will have set in and goalless draws will be no good for you.