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July 23rd, 2011, 18:02
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I predict a massacre !
Having just received my SAFC v Scum tickets I predict Taylormade will be crying into his beer in the strawberry come 5pm on the 20th August.
Ha'Way The Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads !!!!!! 
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#2
July 23rd, 2011, 18:04
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lol
 i cant wait to see what 'taylormakes' of this 
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July 23rd, 2011, 20:22
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A geordie lass,a girl from sunderland and a west indian lady all give birth to baby boys at the same time in the same hospital.However the nurses get the babies mixed up.To sort it out they asks the dads to pick their own child.They ask the Geordie first but he picks the black baby.The nurses argue with him that the baby cant possibly be his,but he replies "I know that ! One of the other two is a mackem and its just not worth the risk.
How many mackems does it take to change a light bulb ? None-they are quite happy living in the shadows Why do NASA send their astronauts to the stadium if shyte ? Its the only place in the world with no atmosphere. Steve Bruce has just anounced he will be signing Lester Piggott,he was asked at the press conference what could Lester bring to his squad,he said hopefully an outside chance to win the derby. How do you get a mackem familly into a post box ? You tell them its a council house. How do you get them out again ? Tell them the rent is due. All I have to say is FATHSTA, goodluck Tired
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July 24th, 2011, 00:32
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#6
August 18th, 2011, 09:45
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To the tune of "Mambo Number 5"
A little bit of Benwell, stinks of shite A little bit of Walker, what a sight A little bit of Byker, on the dole A little bit of Elswick, a shit hole A little bit of Fawdon, burnt out vans A little bit of Kenton, teenage Grans A little bit of Scotswood, on the run A little bit of this makes you all scum I'll be in the North Stand jumping up and down !! 
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#8
August 19th, 2011, 20:14
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What have the mackems and a nappy got in common ?
Piss up front and crap at the back. Someone asked me the other day what time sunderland kick-off I said every 10 minutes. Whats the difference between a mackem and a battery ? A battery has a positive side. How long does it take a mackem lass to have a shyte ? 9 months.
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#9
August 20th, 2011, 12:31
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I love sundeland on days like this.
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#10
August 20th, 2011, 13:24
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WHAT CAN I SAY,
Stadium of light is a beautiful stadium, Hopefully Mackems will avoid relegation [on goal difference] I will try not to gloat too much
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